there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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