She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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