Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
She's laying here with her head in my lap stoned, eating Doritos, whining about her boyfriend, and listening to Cher. Fuck the friend zone.
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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