I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
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