She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
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