David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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