she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
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