Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
How naked do you want me to be?
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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