It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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