Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
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