she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
pop tarts are not kleenex
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
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