next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
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