You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
I licked your asshole in confidence.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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