We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I woke up with my phone plugged into an extension cord in my garage. No clue how I got home. Videos of me flogging my roommate with my set of keys telling him he's the worst roommate ever. And my mom woke me up at 8am asking how to make a DVD...Goddamnit first Friday.
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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