I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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