So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
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