if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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