I've blown a few things in my day
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
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