The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
Randomize
