two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
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