Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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