The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
We don't watch enough power rangers
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
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