I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
Damn victory sex feels great
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