what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
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