Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
What drink are we having for lunch?
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
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