i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
When did angry sex become our thing?
I wrote myself a note last night telling me to tell you that you're the best person ever, and asking you not to tell me what I did, I think I'm trusting my drunk judgment on that one.
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
Randomize
