if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
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