At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
Randomize
