State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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