3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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