she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
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