bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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