how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
I'll write directions out on a napkin and slip it to him. Then say P.S. The UTI is gone.... that's not creepy at all right?
We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
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