Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
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