I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
Either I'm drunk or judge Judy has 3D commercials...so I think I'm drunk. Also I may or may not haven eaten a hoagie on the toilet when I didn't want to stand up
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
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