It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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