The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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