I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
listen if there's one thing I'm asking of you tonight is that you buy me a cow for my farmville.
Tell me you're stoned. It's 2:40am.
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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