I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
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