your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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