I am apparently in rockville maryland. I just threw up my tater tots I had fro brunch in a safeway parking lot. Then ordered a pizza. Pepperoni and pineapple. I'm sitting in the parking lot, next to my barf, waiting for my pizza. WOOF. Someone just gave me an oxycontin tab. Can u come get me? I'm scared
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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