forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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