Swine flu. Run for my life!
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
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