my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
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