Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
Randomize
