My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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