But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
Randomize
