): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
He uses pillows to masturbate.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
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