spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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