you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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