No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
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