And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
I told the hostess, two bouncers and a manager i was roofied and made them smell my beer. Turns out I just picked up some stupid bitches CHERRY WHEAT beer by mistake. I insisted they replace my lost beer.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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