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One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
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