Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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