we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
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