just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
I’m gonna stop you right there. The last time you had a “brilliant” idea, I woke up to my kitchen covered in flour and a javelin through my tv.
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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