franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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