I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
The real estate's complaint had the words "loud squealing at 2am" in it. Then I remembered that was me spoon feeding you guys old potato salad while you screeched like baby birds. Great night.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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