The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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