Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
one word: firstdatebathroomanal
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
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